Don't be a Fuckwit

1 x A4 PDF, recommended for colour printing.
Pattern is: 84 x 84 stitches (finished)

Recommended colours:
 
Green text / green border: DMC-561 / DMC-563
Blue text / Blue border: DMC-2842 / DMC-3760
Black text / Grey border: DMC-310 / DMC-3787
 
Please note colours may have slight variations IRL compared to image in description.