Hello there, thanks for stopping by!

We're Katie and Kate and we teach Bitchcraft classes for folks of all skill-levels and all-ages (over 18, of course, because wine) and we hope you get the same feeling of calm, rudeness and achievement as we do!

Our classes are fun, approachable and definitely suitable for beginners. We'll empower you with all the information and tools (in the kit) that you need to start your first project over a drink (or three). 

We share our tips and recommendations so you can fucking flourish. Check out Kate talking about BITCHCRAFT recently on Broad Radio >

We can't wait to stitch with you!!

Kate & Katie xo



How about this mid-ISO WTF moment!

One minute in June we're minding out own business staring at the wall trying not to freak out and the next our phones are exploding with messages about being featured on Broadsheet

We love that swearing and keeping it real has become so accepted and embraced. When the stitched words DON'T BE A FUCKWIT can be emailed to hundreds of thousands of people and Nat's What I Reckon can captivate the globe with his candid cooking narratives so generously bejewelled with expletives, it's a fucking great time to be alive.

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Upcoming Events

  • Bitchcraft Cross Stitch Sunday @ Noisy Ritual
    Noisy Ritual
    18 July, 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
    Noisy Ritual, 249 Lygon St Brunswick East
    Come and try rude cross stitch with Katie and Kate - have a wine and a laugh and see what all the fuss is about!!!


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